Friday, October 05, 2007
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!! !!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Testimonial from a friend.
"It has been nearly eight years since Muhammad Hafiz aka Che Po and I were studying together in university and became close friends. Personally, I think he is a kind-hearted and soft spoken person. I’ve hardly heard him raise his voice or seen him give a negative reaction towards others even when he’s angry or under pressure. He is indeed an easygoing and fun person most of the time.
He is also a motivated, meticulous and analytical team player which has already taken him to his current position as one of the key persons in his organization. I can see that he is also capable of handling events and social activities as by nature he is a sociable, friendly and flexible person.
"As a friend, he can be considered a good listener and very concerned to the well-being of his friends. He loves to listen to music, watch movies and he is quite artistic too. I think he can also become an excellent counselor or lecturer if he really polishes up his soft skills and furthers his studies to a higher level. As for his academic history, he did well in his studies with consistent outstanding results every semester in university that might help to boost his value as an all-rounder.
In my personal view, Hafiz is a bit secretive with his personal life. I do sense that he is not willing to put himself in high-risk situations where things could be vague and uncertain. I guess he prefers a simple and more reserved personal life anyway. But he has gradually improved a lot in certain aspects of leadership skills and self-image. If he ever asks me on what else that he could improve, maybe he could look into how to be more sincere and truthful in whatever he does.
As a good friend of mine, I really cherish the moments and memories we have spent and shared together. I hope he feels the same way too. Thank you for being such a dear friend. Last but not least, I wish him well and every success in his future undertakings."
hmmm ada betul kot. Aku play-safe sgt, a traditionalist, a pro status-quo and median-type person. Good and fair comments to make me a betterman.