1. Think quickly. If you take too long, people are not going to believe you. The first thing that comes into your head is probably not the best choice unless you are used to bullshitting... but after a half second, you should have about three or so thoughts, one of which will work.
2. Make sure it's believable. Use information that you already know, and extend it just beyond the realm of what you know.
3. Any version of the popular 'Trivial Pursuit' games can provide one with a great source of bullshitable material. Simply read the questions and their associated answers. This store of useless, but true, knowledge can provide the perfect platform on which to build a great bullshit tale. There's nothing like having just enough knowledge to be dangerous!
4. Say what you say with confidence. If you say "um" and "stuff" nobody will believe you. If you say something like "In reality the sky is actually green", you can convince someone if you only say it in a tone that makes it seem true. It is only afterwards, when they think about the logistics, when they realize it's false.
5. Don´t forget to use the phrase,´at the end of the day´, to highlight your conclusions .
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