"My name is HAFIZ, H - Hotel, A - Alpha, F - Foxtrot, I - India , Z - Zulu
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this NOT a cinderella story, or a superheroes story, or Akademi Fantasia thinggy, or story about a politician wannabe, or story about cat, or story about my car, or motivational blogs, or news, or gossip, or whatever youre thinking. This is a story about Me :)<..... and those around me. (Added on 11 Mar 2011>
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On the house
If you get something for free that would normally have to be bought,
especially in a bar or restaurant, it is on the house.
On the lam
If someone is on the lam, they are hiding from the police or authorities,
especially to avoid arrest or prison.
On the level
If someone is honest and trustworthy, they are on the level.
On the line
If somebody's job is on the line, they stand a very good chance of losing
it.
On the make
If someone is on the make, they are trying to make a lot of money, usually
illegally.
On the map
If a place becomes widely known, it is put on the map. A place that remains
unknown is off the map.
On the rebound
If someone is on the rebound, their relationship has recently ended and
they are emotionally unstable.
On the right foot
If you start something or set off on the right foot, you get off to a good
start.
On the ropes
When something or someone is on the ropes, it or they are doing badly and
likely to fail.
On the run
If someone is on the run, they are avoiding arrest and hiding from the
police.
KUALA LUMPUR: The Public Works Department has identified several
alternative
roads for motorists heading towards Kota Baru to beat the traffic
congestion
during the Chinese New Year holiday.
The department in a statement yesterday said motorists could use three
alternative roads.
The first route is from Bentong heading towards Kota Baru through Kuala
Lipis.
Motorists are advised to exit Karak Highway through Exit 8, turn into
Kampung Chinta Manis Junction (Exit 813A) and head towards Federal Road
1498.
From there, they should head towards Felda Mempaga Jaya.
From Felda Mempaga, motorists can take the T-junction heading towards Felda
Klau, head straight to Kampung Sungai Ruan through State Road C149 before
heading back into Federal Road 8 towards Kota Baru through Kuala Lipis.
Another alternative road from Kuala Krai to Kota Baru is from Federal Road
8. Head into State Road (D225) at Kampung Sungai Peria, Kuala Krai (Seksyen
311) to Simpang Tiga Pahi.
From Simpang Tiga Pahi, head into Guchil and back into Federal Road 8 to
Kota Baru.
The third alternative road from Kuala Krai to Kota Baru is through Federal
Road 8 into State Road D233 at Bandar Krai.
From Bandar Krai, motorists should head into the Guchil junction and turn
back into Federal Road 8 heading towards Kota Baru.
Aaah, zese French.......zey give you a run for your money!
When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the American
ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.
At the dinner table the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame De
Gaulle.
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on
the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement
will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these
retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame De Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer...and no one
knew
what to say next. Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and
said, "Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word, 'appiness."
Ipin (4:00 PM) perghhhh
Upin (4:00 PM) hehehe
Upin (4:00 PM) INTERVENE!
Ipin (4:01 PM) constructive feedback oke
Ipin (4:02 PM) i purposely put it there
Upin (4:02 PM) gerammm
Upin (4:02 PM) hehe
Upin (4:02 PM) tapi not good for health..
Ipin (4:02 PM) kalau nak safe side i would just left it out
Upin (4:03 PM) aku penah dua kali nak gaduh turun keta....not
worth it bro..darah muda
Ipin (4:03 PM) to the extreme boleh gaduh
Upin (4:03 PM) itu hanya ujian dari Allah..Allah dah bagi selamat,
kita di pihak yang benar....maafkanler..itu yang
aku belajor bro
Ipin (4:03 PM) tapi org tu kena tau gak
Ipin (4:03 PM) tu salah
Upin (4:03 PM) bukan nak gaduh turunketa..
Upin (4:03 PM) dua kali turun keta nak gaduh
Upin (4:04 PM) aku rasa dia dah tau bro..
Upin (4:04 PM) nafsu tuh..hehehe..cam aku gak
Ipin (4:04 PM) aku nak 'reinforced' his understanding
Ipin (4:04 PM) kekekekek
Upin (4:04 PM) satu tu anak and family dlm keta..
Upin (4:04 PM) then lepas tu anak aku tanya, kata kena beralah?
Upin (4:04 PM) hehehe
Upin (4:04 PM) abi dah tak boleh sabar ek?
Upin (4:04 PM) gulp...tu dari Allah bro..peringatan
Upin (4:04 PM) kalau mati or cedera? tak worth it kan?
Ipin (4:05 PM) not worth it
Upin (4:05 PM) bila bini aku tegur, jgn ler bang, kang dia tumbuk
kang..
Upin (4:05 PM) aku dgne go dan bernaafsu jawab..penumbuk dia je
kira..penumbuk kita dia tak pikir
Upin (4:05 PM) hehehe
Ipin (4:05 PM) heheheh
Ipin (4:06 PM) sabar la tu , sbb tu aku tgk je....kalau tak sabar
aku langgar kete dia
Ipin (4:06 PM) hahahhaha
Upin (4:06 PM) HAHAHHA
Upin (4:06 PM) ada ustaz tu kata..kalau kita sakit hati tgk org
bawak keta mcm hampeh.....itu tanda..hati kita
sakit
Ipin (4:06 PM) kekadang bila kita kena oppressed sgt
Upin (4:06 PM) terkasima aku...makan cili pedas betul!
Ipin (4:07 PM) and org yg kena uphold justice takde
Upin (4:07 PM) nabi saw kena opressed teruk bro..
Ipin (4:07 PM) apa kita nak buat, sabar pun dah habis dah
Ipin (4:07 PM) hehehe
Upin (4:07 PM) dtg jauh2 dari madinah, dp perjanjian hudaibiah je,
tak leh masuk makkah buat haji..
Upin (4:07 PM) last2 sembelih binatang kat pinggir kota mekah sbb
tak leh masuk..
Upin (4:07 PM) sabar..
Upin (4:07 PM) tu pun sahabat tak nak ikut arahan nabi..
Upin (4:07 PM) nabi sedih
Upin (4:07 PM) tapi ada hikmah sabar ni
Upin (4:08 PM) byk tuk diri kita sendiri..
Ipin (4:08 PM) mmg betui tu
Upin (4:08 PM) Allah bagi...make sure face it dgn ilmu
Ipin (4:08 PM) tp sampai bila kita kena sabar
Ipin (4:08 PM) kena kita berperang kalau kita asyik sabar je
Ipin (4:08 PM) kenapa
Upin (4:09 PM) perang tu bukan sebab tak sabar bro
Upin (4:09 PM) perang tu sebab hukum dan arahan Allah di langgar
Upin (4:09 PM) kalau perang sebab hilang sabar, itu nafsu dan
bukan lillahitaala
Upin (4:09 PM) bahaya tu.boleh kalah
Upin (4:10 PM) kalau kita kena caci..kita tak leh bertindak
sewenangnya - sebab itu ke atas diri kita,kena byk
sabar...
Upin (4:10 PM) nabi kalau kena caci dia tak marah, tapi kalau org
caci Allah atau agama, itu yg dia marah
Upin (4:10 PM) ada kisah ni, Aisyah kata "kau jangan tipu" kat
nabi
Upin (4:10 PM) nabi tak marah sebab itu utk dia..
Upin (4:11 PM) tapi Abu Bakar bapak aisyah marah..sebab anak dia
imply nabi SAW kekasih Allah yang maksum itu boleh
menipu
Upin (4:11 PM) PANGGGG!!!! dia tampar anak dia..
Upin (4:11 PM) heheh..
Upin (4:11 PM) sekian..
Ipin (4:12 PM) hmmmmm menarik kisah tu
Ipin (4:12 PM) aku ingat ada satu hmmmmm ayat Quran kot
Ipin (4:12 PM) kalau salah tolong betulkan
Upin (4:12 PM) kisah sabar ni byk bro...
Ipin (4:12 PM) Allah tanya nabi apa yg dia nak
Upin (4:13 PM) kita yang tak sabar nak duduk dan analyze dan apply
Ipin (4:13 PM) dia nak kerajaan mcm nabi sulaiman kah
Upin (4:13 PM) hehehe
Upin (4:13 PM) aku lah tu
Ipin (4:13 PM) or apa hmmmm lagi satu tu
Ipin (4:13 PM) tapi nabi jawab... dia nak jadi org yg bersyukur
dgn nikmat yg diberikan dan bersabar dgn segala
dugaaan
Ipin (4:14 PM) jadi benarlah kisah ko itu tadi
Upin (4:14 PM) pergh..
Upin (4:14 PM) nikmat syukur itu..keyword yg sgt penting
Upin (4:14 PM) settle semu amasalah kalau faham dan dpat diberi
nikmat syukur
Ipin (4:15 PM) tapi payah nak dapat capai
Ipin (4:15 PM) cakap senang je
Upin (4:15 PM) sebab nikmat syukurlah nabi bengkak2 kaki solat
malam...
Upin (4:15 PM) aku tak pandai merasai nikmat syukur sebenar2nya
Upin (4:15 PM) memang payah nak capai kalau takde first step..
Upin (4:15 PM) buat slow2..bro..
Ipin (4:15 PM) apa first step
Upin (4:16 PM) kalau mati, inshaAllah dibangkitkan dengan golongan
yang kita nak capai tu..begitulah pemurahnya Allah
Upin (4:16 PM) bukan apa first step.
Ipin (4:16 PM) Ameen bro.
Upin (4:16 PM) maksud aku, semua benda ada permulaannya..yang
senang2..kita buat...
Upin (4:16 PM) slow2...doa lagi..buat lagi, doa lagi,
istiqamah..and then tambah..tambah..doa..
Upin (4:17 PM) nampak kecik, tapi pahla syurga........tak leh nak
gambaq
Upin (4:17 PM) nikmat syukur ni, first sekali ialah buat apa
diperintah, dan tinggal apayg dilarang
Upin (4:17 PM) stay focus and istiqamah utk benda2 ni
Ipin (4:17 PM) adoiii kat situ pun dah kantoi
Upin (4:18 PM) kalau ko kaata kokantoi, aku pun kantoi..kita terus
bersuaha..taubat nasuha boleh tolong buatkan jadi
ringan ibadat lain
Upin (4:18 PM) lagi byk nangis, lagi mudah beribadat..
Upin (4:18 PM) lagi manis
Upin (4:18 PM) manis beribadat ni ko rasa lepas ko
nangis....memang manis..memang high...
Upin (4:19 PM) mesti ko penah nangis kerana Allah..
Upin (4:19 PM) cam tu lah...ada org hari2 nangis bro...
Upin (4:19 PM) mana lah ibadaat dia tak cantik\
Ipin (4:19 PM) Ahmad Suffian ... mesti ko penah nangis kerana
Allah..<----ko bg statement ke ko tanya
Upin (4:20 PM) statement
Upin (4:20 PM) semua org at one point mesti pernah nangis..
Ipin (4:20 PM) owhh
Upin (4:20 PM) mula2 buat2 nangis..
Upin (4:20 PM) lama2 automatic nangis
Upin (4:20 PM) ok lah..aku nak pi nangis jap
Upin (4:20 PM) hehe
Ipin (4:20 PM) hmmm penah gak la
Upin (4:20 PM) nak balik dah
Ipin (4:20 PM) heheheh
Ipin (4:20 PM) kalau ko balik aku nangis lah
Upin (4:20 PM) HAHAHA
Upin (4:21 PM) pastu ko balik umah, jumpa bini..dah tak nangis
dah..ke mlm sket dua2 'nangis' ?
Upin (4:21 PM) hikhikhik
Ipin (4:21 PM) kekekekke berbaur tu
Upin (4:21 PM) aku hanya terpikir...HAHAHA
Upin (4:21 PM) ok lah..
Ipin (4:21 PM) ok piye tengkiu
Upin (4:22 PM) sebelum fikiran aku melayang terus jauh
Upin (4:22 PM) haha
Upin (4:22 PM) not a problem (apa benda yg ditengkiukan pun aku
tak tau)
Ipin (4:22 PM) jazakallah hu khairan. semoga Allah membalas jasa
baik kamu.
Upin (4:22 PM) Barakallah feek
Ipin (4:22 PM) Gapo maksud dia tu
Upin (4:23 PM) god bless yah!
Upin (4:24 PM) got to go
Ipin (4:24 PM) ok Assalamualaikum
Upin (4:25 PM) Salam
TEMUDUGA TERBUKA!!!
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SEMUA AKAN DIKEHENDAKI HADIR TANPA SEBARANG PENGECUALIAN
KEKOSONGAN JAWATAN:
A. Ahli Syurga Dari Awal.
B. Ahli Neraka Dari Awal.
C. Ahli Neraka Sementara Kemudian Akan Dilantik Jadi Ahli Syurga.
EMPAT GANJARAN LUMAYAN (khas untuk jawatan A):
1. Nikmat kubur.
2. Perlindungan di Padang Mahsyar.
3. Keselamatan Meniti Titian Sirat.
4. Syurga yang kekal abadi.
TARIKH TEMUDUGA:
Bila-bila masa secara adhoc bermula dari saat membaca iklan ini.
LOKASI TEMUDUGA:
Di dalam kubur (alam barzakh).
KELAYAKAN:
Anda tidak perlu bawa siji-sijil,termasuk sijil saham termasuk saham
Internet.
Anda tidak perlu bawa pingat , Mercedes mata belalang atau kad kredit.
Anda tidak perlu bawa wang atau harta serta emas yang anda kumpul.
Anda tidak perlu berparas rupa yg cantik, hensem atau berbadan tegap atau
seksi.
Sila bawa dokumen asal iaitu : Iman dan Amal serta sedekah jariah sebagai
sokongan.
PANEL/PENEMUDUGA:
Mungkar dan Nakir.
ENAM SOALAN BOCOR:
1. Siapa Tuhan anda?
2. Apa Agama anda?
3. Siapa Nabi anda?
4. Apa Kitab anda?
5. Di mana Kiblat anda?
6. Siapa Saudara anda?
CARA MEMOHON:
Anda cuma perlu menunggu penjemput yang berkaliber untuk menjemput anda. Ia
akan menjemput anda pada bila-bila masa saja (mungkin sekejap lagi). Ia
akan berlembut kepada orang-orang tertentu dan akan bengis kepada
orang-orang tertentu.
Ia diberi nama Izrail.
TIPS UNTUK BERJAYA DALAM TEMUDUGA TERTUTUP INI:
Hadis Hasan yang diriwayatkan oleh Ahmad Hanbal, yang bermaksud begini:
Sila war-warkan tawaran jawatan kosong ini kepada semua sahabat.
Wallahu-a'lam. Semoga berjaya dalam temuduga ini.
Sila lihat tawaran-tawaran lain sebelum menjadi jenazah
sama2lah kita saling ingat mengingati bersama...
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I noticed that time flies double time after you get married. It seems that there are so much things to do and there is so little time. Weekends flies just like a blink of an eye. Now i would understand why my friends who married before me, suddenly became 'quiet'....
And for tonight, i'm trying to rescue one of my harddisk which has gone 'kong'. Pray for me!!
