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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Touch and Go - 20% Rebate

Keep track your Touch and Go usage and 20% Toll Rebate on this page

So next time you will know, if you need to swipe more TnG to hit the 80
transactions threshold.

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Friday, May 21, 2010

Words of Wisdom

Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a BMW
than on a cycle.

Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.

Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Mak, Allah dan...

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan

Satu hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan
"Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada
ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok
bontot Aminah dengan jarum, Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji
Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam
dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA
ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.
Aminah sambung tido balik.

Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan
pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?"

 Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok
bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan.

Master Key Story


I just had an argument with a girl I know.

She was saying how unfair it is that
"If a guy screws different girls every week, he is a legend, but if a girl
sleeps with just two guys in a year, she's a slut."

So in response, I told her that

"If a key opens lot of locks, then it's a master key, but if a lock is
opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock."

That shut her up!!!