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this NOT a cinderella story, or a superheroes story, or Akademi Fantasia thinggy, or story about a politician wannabe, or story about cat, or story about my car, or motivational blogs, or news, or gossip, or whatever youre thinking. This is a story about Me :)<..... and those around me. (Added on 11 Mar 2011>




Ever wonder?
How to dispose energy saving light bulbs, which have reached the end of
their life?
Or how to dispose them if they break?
Read on to learn how to properly dispose them.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7172662.stm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23694819/ns/us_news-environment/page/2/
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"1Malaysia - Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan"
Memang catchy dan tak pelik kalau kita kena hire foreign (Israel
affiliated) publicity firm, untuk cipta slogan yang catchy tu. Tapi orang
Malaysia dan manusia secara umum nya boleh melihat sesuatu dari dua
perspektif. Ada orang tengok "Gelas separuh penuh" ada orang tengok "Gelas
separuh kosong". Sama juga dalam kes slogan ini.
"Rakyat didahulukan", dari satu sudut bunyinya macam bagus dan baik.
Kerajaan prihatin dan letak kepentingan rakyat di hadapan (didahulu).
Bravo!!! Tapi, bak kata Mat Salleh "Action speaks louder than words",
tengok apa yang kerajaan telah/sedang/akan buat. Semuanya mendahulukan
rakyat (dari sudut yg negatif).
Kena implement GST - Rakyat kena dahulu
Subsidi dikurangkan/dihapuskan - Rakyat kena dahulu
Enjin Jet Hilang - Duit rakyat kena dahulu
Kes PKFZ - Duit rakyat kena dahulu
Inflasi dan ubah gaya hidup - rakyat kena ubah dahulu
Yang peliknya kenapa asyik2 rakyat yg kena dahulu, apa yg pemimpin
buat/ubah kearah kebaikan negara?? Pernahkah terfikir...
Kurangkan elaun menteri kabinet.
Kawal atau limit perbelanjaan entourage PM. Siapa yg tiada kaitan tidak
perlu ikut.
Kenapa perlu sponsor iklan dlm New York Post (??) utk First Lady
Malaysia (??).
Projek2 mesti discrutinize, kenapa di berikan kepada kroni yang tak
mampu buat, yang akhirnya akan di sub kepada orang lain. Stooopid!!
Duit negara dari pelbagai sumber (cukai, petroleum, industri,
perladangan, etc) mampu dan cukup untuk perbelanjaan negara ini. Tetapi
apabila ada PEROMPAK dikalangan ahli politik dan ahli perniagaan, maka
rakyat dibawah ini lah yg terseksa.
Awas BN - jangan ingat rakyat mudah untuk diperkotak-katik kan. Rakyat muda
sudah celik, bersiap sedialah dikala PRU13 nanti.
p/s: Jangan curi duit rakyat utk suap kroni2 kamu dalam PRU-13 nanti. Aku
mmg tak halalkan.
One is called David, the other is called Michael .
They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis,
with what looked like an minaret of a mosque in the middle.
David said to Michael : "Look, let's pretend we are Muslim, otherwise
these Arabs are going to kill us. I am going to call myself Mohammed."
Michael refused to change his name, he said: " My name is Michael, and I
will not pretend to be other than but what I am . ...Michael."
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names .
David said: "My name is Mohammed ."
Michael said: "My name is Michael. "
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said: "Please bring some
food and water for Michael only."
Then he turned to the other and said : "Well Mohammed I hope you are aware
that we are still in the holy month of Ramadan."
I thought i had a secure system.So next time you will know, if you need to swipe more TnG to hit the 80
transactions threshold.
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Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
Satu hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan
"Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada
ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok
bontot Aminah dengan jarum, Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji
Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.
Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam
dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA
ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.
Aminah sambung tido balik.
Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan
pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?"
Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok
bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan.
Dimana wang anda di laburkan ?
Mengikut Akta KWSP, wang pencarum boleh dilaburkan di instrumen-instrument
berikut.
Section 26 of the EPF Act allows EPF's funds to be invested in the following manner:
Section 26(1)
to be deposited in:
Bank Negara Malaysia; or
bank duly licensed under the Banking and Financial Institution Act 1989; or
any other financial institutions duly licensed under the Banking and Financial Institution
Act 1989 and approved by the Minister;
to be invested in:
shares of any public company listed on the stock exchange established in Malaysia and
buying of new shares, the issue or sale of which has been approved under the Securities
Industry Act 1983, in any public limited company incorporated in Malaysia which is listed
on a stock exchange in Malaysia or the listing of which on a stock exchange in Malaysia
has been approved under the Securities Industry Act 1983; or
debentures of any public company;
in bonds or purchasing of mortgage papers, commercial notes, banker's acceptances, money market
papers, certificates of deposits, private debt securities, promissory notes and bills of
exchange within the meaning of the Bills of Exchange Act 1949 and other negotiable instrument of
similar nature;
in accordance with the provisions of the Trustee Act 1949: Provided however, where the Board
invest in or upon titles immovable property in Malaysia in accordance with section 4(1) (c) of
the Trustee Act 1949, such immovable property may or may not yield any income at the time of
such investment;
to provide loans to Federal or State Government; and
to provide loans to members of the Fund subject to such terms and conditions as may be
determined by the Board for the purpose of purchasing or building a house.
Section 26 (2)
The Board may with the written approval of the Minister, invest moneys belonging to the fund in the
following manner:
to deposited in any bank or financial institution established by or under any written law;
to be invested in any joint-venture;
by participating in any privatisation programme;
to provide loans to any company incorporated under the Companies Act 1965 or any corporation
established by or under any written law;
by investing in any investment outside Malaysia; or f) investing in any other form of investment
Nota kaki: nampak macam kebanyakan tempat pun boleh.
Jika tuan-puan masih ingat, satu email berkaitan dengan mimpi penjaga makan
Nabi Muhammad SAW pernah tersebar, kononnya sesiapa yg menyebarkannya akan
memperolehi rahmat dan sesiapa yang tidak akan ditimpa bencana. Tidak
berhenti disitu sahaja, ada juga email berkaitan kedai itu dan itu, antara
yang pernah dihebohkan adalah (kedai mamak, nasi lemak antarabangsa, etc).
Ada juga yang berkaitan produk (mee hoon , kuey teow, daging burger, ayam
KFC, etc).
Adakah IMAN + AKAL masyarakat dewasa ini terlalu lemah untuk menentukan
yang haq dan yang batil. Tidak dinafikan ada perkara yang kabur (grey
area), tapi disitulah perlunya kita menyelidikinya. Bertanya kepada yang
berilmu atau yang berkuasa. Kepada yang menulis dan menyebarkan berita yang
benar untuk tujuan menjaga kesucian agama, saya doakan Allah merahmati
kamu.
Bagi yang menerima email yang berkenaan janganlah terlalu GHAIRAH untuk
meng'forward' email2 yang belum sahih kepada 'mailing list' kamu. Apa yang
kamu sebarkan mungkin FITNAH. Dan janganlah kita menyuburkan lagi budaya
FITNAH di akhir zaman ini.
Jika anda berkeupayaan untuk memastikan kebenaran berita itu, silalah
berbuat demikian. Jika terbukti benar, sebarkanlah, semoga Allah merahmati
anda. Jika palsu, hentikan penyebaran dan sedarkan orang yg menghantarkan
kepada anda. Jika anda tiada upaya untuk memeriksa berita itu, baca dan
simpan sajalah untuk anda.
Dibawah ini disertakan jawapan bagi satu email berkaitan dgn "Adakah
Starbuck dan Coffe Beans Haram?".
Jawapan diperolehi dari Website JAKIM --->
http://www.halaljakim.gov.my/aduan_siar_c.php?id=7436&a=U
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Email yang disebarkan
Subject: JAKIM Announcement - Starbuck/coffee bean haram
Starbucks HARAM,
ISO 9002 JABATAN IMEGRESAN HALIMAH BINTI HAMZAH
PASUKAN PETUGAS PROGRAM MS ISO9002 JABATAN IMIGRESEN MALAYSIA
Please note that all chocolate, vanilla and coffee drinks at Coffee Bean
and Starbuck contains E471 (Emulsifier 471), mono di-glycefideswhich is
from animal origin (pork). Raspberry Frap uses cherries that has been dip n
alcohol & the tiramisu contains RUM. Please pass this message to our muslim
friends.
Call JAKIM 03 - 8886 4000 for more information.
Thank you
INI ADALAH TANGGUNGJAWAB KITA SEBAGAI SAUDARA SESAMA MUSLIM, SAMPAIKAN
KEPADA RAKAN-RAKAN YANG LAIN...
Sahih Bukhari Volume:7 Book :71 (Medicine)Number :590 Top
Narrated Anas:
The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them
to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as
a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank
their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the
shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet he
sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought, he cut their
hands and feet and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron.